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Jan. 29th, 2006 @ 03:46 am
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Wow am I still drunk.
This update is for the Machine and is absolutely 100% fiction, just for her benefit.
There once was a crow named Wally. Wally couldn't fly very well, so he was forced to pretend and go along with the other birds. His flight skills was only enough to fool those who gave a casual look.
And that's the end of that chapter.Your are a Philistine if: That sleep is for the weak Did you know?: you aren't drunk right now |
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Jan. 8th, 2006 @ 09:24 pm
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I feel dirty for doing this
1. studded belt - 2 points: 0
2. dyed black hair/short - 2 points: 0
3. thick rimed glasses - 2 points: 0
4. tight shirts/pants/track jackets - 2 points each: 2
5. gaudy belt buckle - 2 points each: 0
6. clothing bought from a thrift store - 2 points each: 10
7. having hair with bangs longer than the rest - 2 points: 0
8. trucker hats - 2 points: 0
9. messenger bag - 3 points: 0
10. livejournal/myspace/friendster account - 2 points each: 2
11. saucony/new balance/ converse shoes - 2 points per pair: 0
12. mountian climbing key thingy - 2 points each: 4 - I've giving myself double points for having it since grade 7
13. X'd up mosh gloves - 10 points: 0
14. scarf - 2 points each: 0
15. refering to bands as acronym - 2 points: 2
16. vegan diet - 5 points: 0
17. vegetarian diet - for shame, no points: 0
18. food not bombs participation - 5 points: 0
19. straight edge - 5 points: 0
20. aspiring photographer - 3 points: 0
21. using adjectives from the late 80's/early 90's (i.e. rad, gnarly, rockin', etc.) 1 point for each word in vernacular: 5
22. pins/buttons 1/2 point each: about 2
23. plugs/body piercings - 2 points each: 0
24. vinyl collection - 10 points: 0
25. moldy peaches fan - 10 points: 0
26. liking metal seriously - deduct 5 points: -5
27. liking metalcore - 5 points: 0
28. reading books over 300 pages long - 3 points: 3
29. riding a bike - 5 points: 5
30. participating in "the mosh" - 5 points: 0
31. tea aficianado - 5 points: 5
32. writing poetry - 5 points: 0
33. attended 20 shows or more in a year - 10 points: 5
34. attending hell fest - 5 points: 0
35. being in a band - 5 points: 0
36. working at an indy record store/health food store - 5 points: 0
37. clapping during midpaced part of a song - 5 points: 5
A total 45 points, which with this scale puts me at the lowest level of scenester. It's a good thing this thing didn't have more minus' similar to the "liking metal" one, 'cause then I'd be so far in the negatives you'd think I was a 12 year old playing Snooker.Your are a Philistine if: you enjoy pants Did you know?: Tail recursion is the way to go |
During the last week a ridiculous amount of alcohol was consumed and I spent more time out partying then in my own apartment.
But that's why I'm . h x X x c .
Random facts since this all began on New Years, in order of importance- Patrick snores REALLY fucking loud. Seriously, it's not even funny how loud he is. I gotta remember earplugs or something.
- While Sebastian schooled me at Chess, Dave and I are tied 2 to 2.
- The Party Palace now has official East and West franchises.
- Wearing the same clothes for over 36 hours straight not only loses you scene points but gets old real fast.
- I hope I don't get addicted to the dinner like some other people I know.
Hopefully my body can take the continued abuse this weekend. I'm making this post mostly so that in case I die of liver failure there will be Internet evidence that Patrick is a loud motherfucker when he sleeps.Your are a Philistine if: you don't like Chromeo Did you know?: a = b (mod n) if n | a - b |
Well congratulations are in order for Kat, as I now have one of these goddamn things. Only the future will hold whether I actually update this thing with E/N type stuff, or if this will only be used to place creepy comments on the entries of others. It's a mystery I look forward to solving.
Since this is the first post I'll provide one snippet of useless information. My apartment building is doing renovations on the balconies, so we had to take our crap off of it today. As a result its now in the living room taking up non-precious space and being at most mildly inconvenient. But for the purposes of being more emo, which I know the P-dawg will love, I will pretend that this is causing me severe hardship.
Oh and for those that aren't in the know, my audioscrobbler page is My Music Taste is Better than Yours. Behold my secret auditory lusts! Be amazed at my eclectic tastes which are actually really normal, but occasionally angry! Watch as Princess Superstar slowly climbs that chart as her new album rocks the casbah!Your are a Philistine if: you never read Terry Pratchet Did you know?: The letter ee in Russian lookes likes a backwards N |
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